CG -- Claudette Girard
Lives in: London,
Ontario, Canada
Race:
Caucasian With Soul - (French -Breton Ancestors)
Current Dating Status:
Seperated, divorce pending
Date of Birth:
January 23, 1954. "Sign": Aquarius -The Great
Languages Spoken: English, French, some Hebrew and
Spanish. Also: Assorted endearments + whispered erotica at the - oh
so right- moments.
Height: 5'2" -- (Eyes of Blue -Green -- depends on the light
)
Eyewear?:
I wear glasses most times, contacts, if I dress up.
Hair color:
Mostly Strawberry Blonde (OR
-it depends on the mood of my demented hairstylist sister)
Hair style: Shoulder
lenght.
Body
art:
None-- unless that tatoo of the Risen Elvis counts.
Smokes and Drinks and Don't come Home at All? -- --
Not me Babe:
I'm no Smoker - Drinker- or Midnight Toker.
Religious Beleifs:
Jewish,
Spiritual
Have Children
:
Have 1 son, 28, lives on his own
Want Children
:
NO- There will be a star in the east -- if that happens :-)
Education :
BA, IT College in Web Design /Network Admin.
Occupation :
Web Mistress of The Night
My Work:
I like what I do a lot -- my semi-retirement job:
it's creative, you
get to make works of art called Webpages... and you don't exactly
work for peanuts --- more like peanut butter.!!
Looking for:
A man, for friendship then if things work out fine -
preferably, a long term relationship or a mutually supportive marriage
. (Otherwise I have to keep updating my dating CV -- which is a
torment and G-d forbid -- I have to sit through another
polite 'getting to know you' Coffee and Crueller date at Tim Horton's
again... I'll start singing the theme song from 'The Sound
Of Music' and never stop.!!!).
My Ideal man:
A Renaissance Man, a man who ipassionate about life and has a wide
range of interests and he delves into all of his interests, including
me, passionately.
He
would be intelligent and have a good sense of humor. Intellectual
stimulation is VERY important to me. Show me someone who can hold his
own in an intellectual conversation and is sexually stimulating and I
would lick the ground his boots walk on...
Physically,
he would be average height or shorter. He would have a good sense of
humor and love to laugh, to make love and eat good tasting food.
He would have a tolerance for other cultures, new ideas and bonus
points if he loves to travel.
He would be a man
who is a grown up, is responsible and reliable and tries his best to
keep his promises. He would be someone who is caring and has a loving
heart, who is not inhibited in his feelings or emotions. He would be a
man who is a good listener and can be a real friend to the woman he
cares about.
Personality
traits I admire most in a man:
A stong sense of Justice: -- and all the qualities that
stem from it: Tolerance, Social Responsibility, Honesty, Patience and
Moderation.
Activities I
enjoy on a date:
Movies; piano bars, outdoor Blues or Jazz Festivals, going to the
beach, walking tours, picnics, day trips, classical or pop concerts,
going out for a drink and hear a really good Blues or Jazz band.
My ideal date
with someone I care VERY much about: XXXX- to be discussed as I know
you better...
About me:
I appreciate the off-beat foibles of mankind (myself
especially). I have a trenchant wit and can see my way through most of
the sensational effluvium that passes for politics and social justice
these days and still remain surprisingly unjaded and optomistic,
nevertheless.
My Personality
Traits:
Just, Intelligent, Funny, Passionate, Kind, Loyal, Generous, Noble and
Analytical.
I love Monty
Python. I am not saint-like -- ehhh more like: The Avenging
Angel action figure! My stongest quality is my undaunting sense
of humor and hope, that when the chips are down -The buffalo is
empty...
I have a fierce
hunger for knowledge --- that made me act sick a lot in 5th grade so I
could go to the school nurse's office and read National Geographic
Magazines all afternoon.
I am analytical by
nature so I live pretty much "in the moment"- and am therefore cautious
by nature...Not very much eludes my 'Jedi Mind Probe' (as my son calls
it). I appreciate a man that takes the lead somewhat in our
relationship, who knows what he wants, and knows how to ask me nicely,
if he needs anything from me. A man who is just and honest in his
dealings with me; will gain my trust and get LOTS of lustful pampering
in return.
Greatest
Achievements:
My outstanding collection of decades worth of pilfered office supplies
and my 5' in diameter string ball.
Musical
Preferences:
Varied: Blues, Soul,
Smooth Jazz, Soft-Progressive
Rock (pre 1978), Classical
and Celtic
My Favorite
song:
Roberta Flack's version of "Let it be me"- melts my underwear...
My favorite instrumental:
A Whiter Shade of Pale: King Curtis (sax)
Entertainment: I love to read
books on History (or well researched novels on Ancient History) and Spy
Novels; (with the end of the cold war --choice had dwindled there for a
while --- but with all the political intrigues happening lately --
fodder for this genre of reading will soon be available en
masse). I also like to read about Science Psychology, Philosophy,
some Science Fiction, Politics and Religion. When do I read?:
At night often, instead of watching TV.
If I do Watch
TV:
Watch Fox News instead of CNN, watch History and Science Documentaries,
TLC and the Sci-Fi Channel. I like to go
to movies or theatre once or twice a month.
A celebrity
with a similar sense of humor as me: Whoopie Goldberg: (a true
-Sacred Clown- in the Archetypal sense of the word.
My Hobbies
& Activities of Interest: Cooking, Collecting rare books,
Reading, Working and Surfing the Internet, Powerwalking to music,
running away from dogs who are chasing me as I am powerwalking to
music.
Indoor
Activities:
1): listening to some
nice relaxing music, curling up in a comfy chair and reading a good
book. 2): Trying new recipes on family and friends 3):
Meditating 4): Painting 5): Watching, Home Decorating or Cooking
shows on TV.
Outdoor
Adventures: Travelling through Europe; Spain, Portugal and
Morroco. Also touring the islands of the Carribean, the Mayan and Astec
ruins and maybe taking a Cruise Ship Holiday someday. Would love to tour Greece and Israel
someday.
Dreams &
Goals: To be able to retire early and spend my
time making flawless
lighter than air soufles, reading the books I have always wanted to
read and accidentally discovering that catnip is the true herb of
immortality. Living in a quiet cabin (with a fireplace) in the woods--
where I would sit rocking myself - on the front porch with my rifle on
my lap ... and yelling -- "Get off my land...!!! " ---Seriously
--- owning a winter home in the southern U.S. or Mexico.
If I was given
a million dollars: I would invest it in overseas accounts and move
to Europe and go to the best universities and get 3 doctorates, 1- in
Archeology, 2- Anthropology and
3- Advanced
Basketweaving --- because I could dammit ! :-)
If I was
granted 3 wishes, they would be:
-- 1): To find true
love in my lifetime. -- 2): to die like my 98 year old
grandfather did; peacefully in his sleep. -- NOT -screaming in terror
like the passengers in his car.! -- 3): 3 other wishes ;-)
What "power"
would I like to have:
To be able to visit
the past - and thereby change the future.
Who else would
I like to be?
The Pope - Great Perks!
My dining habits:
I mostly cook every meal. I LOVE seafood; Love Sushi, Asian and French
dishes and I am a wonderful, accomplished international cook OR so
-they- tell me when I feed them.
How I bounce
back from a bad day by:
A long hot bath and
an exorcism.
My favorite
season: Autumn
What things in life are the most important to me?:
Family, friends, a
little Lobster and a shot or two of Tequila shared with them a few
times a year.
5 years from
now, I see myself:
Selling my business to a powerful IT multinational company who
appreciates my flair with Javascript. -- Replacing all of
my my son's girlfriend's birth control pills with 'Tiny Doctor's Kit'
sugar pills - so I'll have grandchildren!
My favorite
item of clothing:
Leisure pants & Hard Rock Cafe -sweat shirt.
My disabilities?:
THAT all depends on -who- you talk to.
My sexual
health status: Was monogamous in a 9 -year marriage: Clean
as a whistle!
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